Friday, November 23, 2012

Fallon as Pattinson: 'Thanksgiving is stupid!'

NBC

By Anna Chan, TODAY

Gobble this! Jimmy Fallon introduced his latest installment of "Robert Is Bothered," the Thanksgiving edition, on "Late Night" Wednesday.

Before revealing the clip, the comedian explained, "It turns out Robert Pattinson is really really bothered by a lot of things. This guy is so angry ... that a couple of years ago, he started his own website called RobertIsBothered.com just so he can talk about all the different things that bother him."

In the video, the late-night host, dressed as the actor's "Twilight" vampire, Edward Cullen, launches into a tirade about the holiday.

"Thanksgiving bothers me," Fallon-as-Pattinson-as-Cullen gripes. "Thanksgiving is stupid! And which day is Thanksgiving anyway? All I know is it's the fourth Thursday in November. What kind of a day is that?! ... Well guess what, Thanksgiving? No particular date, no particular thank you!"

But it wasn't just the lack of a concrete date that bothered the imposter. Turns out he's not impressed by the traditional foods either.

"Turkeys are stupid, they bother me," fake Pattinson complains. "You murder a turkey, rip out its insides, then you shove a bunch of bread up its butt, and then you cook it for hours, then expect me to eat it and say thanks!"

He goes on to complain about other Turkey Day favorites: "Stuffing, cooked in a butt, not sanitary. Butternut squash, wants to be a pumpkin but it's not. Get a real job. Cranberries, too sour, no thank you. And here we go, mashed potatoes ... actually, I like mashed potatoes."

Check out what else Fallon-as-Pattinson-as-Cullen gripes about (but be warned, there is some salty-but-bleeped language):

This isn't the first time "Robert Pattinson" has complained about things. Past "Robert Is Bothered" videos have taken on the subjects of Snickers ads, "Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe, Christmas, iPads and more.

What did you think of the latest "Robert Is Bothered"? Which one is your favorite? Tell us on our Facebook page!

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Aussie carrier Telstra publishes new update schedule

Android Central

Australian network operator Telstra has published an announcement on the status of software updates for some of its major Android handsets, including the Galaxy S3 and Galaxy Nexus. Many handsets can look forward to receiving ICS or Jelly Bean updates before the end of the year, however some have slipped into early 2013.

Here's a breakdown of what Telstra customers can expect in the weeks ahead --

  • Galaxy S2 4G - Ice Cream Sandwich update expected Dec. 10
  • Samsung Galaxy Nexus - Jelly Bean (4.1) expected to be approved in December. Availability TBC.
  • HTC One XL - Jelly Bean (4.1) expected to land before end of year.
  • HTC One S - Jelly Bean (4.1) due in early 2013.
  • Samsung Galaxy S3 - "Showstopper" bug uncovered in testing the Jelly Bean (4.1) firmware means this update isn't expected before early 2013.
  • Sony Xperia U - ICS update to launch Dec. 17.
  • Motorola RAZR HD - Jelly Bean (4.1) update expected Dec. 17.
  • Motorola RAZR M - Jelly Bean (4.1) update expected Feb. 8, 2013.

Many of these updates lag behind the international versions of these handsets -- for example, the international Galaxy S3 got Jelly Bean over a month ago, while the Galaxy Nexus is already on Android 4.2 in other territories. In any case, hopefully Aussies can take solace in the fact that update schedules are available to them -- that's more than many other carriers offer.

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Cheniere, Woodside Confirmed as 2012 World ... - LNG World News

Cheniere, Woodside Confirmed as 2012 World LNG Award Winners

The CWC Group today announced the winners for the 8th Annual LNG Awards to be presented on Wednesday 28 November at the World LNG Summit Awards Gala Evening at the Castell de Sant Marcal in Barcelona. The evening is hosted by Petrobras, Shell, GAIL, and Gazprom Marketing & Trading LNG.

The 2012 Award winners are:

CWC / WGI Annual LNG Award for Outstanding Contribution to the Industry: Cheniere Energy

LNG Technological Innovation Award: Woodside Energy

LNG Executive of the year Award: Charif Souki, Chairman and CEO, Cheniere Energy

Charif Souki, Chairman and CEO of Cheniere Energy stated: ?I am very grateful to receive the CWC LNG Executive of the Year award. As a relative newcomer to LNG, I am continually impressed by the calibre of people in our business and their graciousness in accepting Cheniere as peers. This award is an incredible honour for me personally, and I want to thank the CWC for providing a successful forum for our leaders to convene and share ideas that will shape the future of the LNG industry.?

The World LNG Awards Gala Evening is known for being a pivotal event in the LNG industry and a highlight of the World LNG Summit. This year sees the awards being presented by Roger Bounds, General Manager, Global LNG Shell Upstream International, Jon Cook, COO, Excelerate Energy and Martin Houston, COO & Executive Director, BG Group.

LNG World News Staff, November 22, 2012; Image: Cheniere

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NHL lockout talks break off again with frustration

NEW YORK (AP) ? NHL labor talks broke off soon after they resumed Wednesday, with players maintaining their new proposal was a huge economic concession and Commissioner Gary Bettman pretty much saying the only deal he will agree to is the one management proposed last month.

On the 67th day of a lockout that already has wiped out more than a quarter of the regular season, the sides headed home for Thanksgiving with no end in sight to the sport's fourth work stoppage. The union's negotiating committee planned to brief players and get back in touch with management on Friday.

"When you're dealing with a union that really isn't trying to negotiate, make any deal that we can live with for the long-term health of this game, there isn't much else you can do," Bettman said outside the league's Manhattan office when questioned by a fan, 41-year-old Jaymes Hall of Lancaster, Pa. "And we're hoping that with the passage of time, the players' association will come to realize that what we have proposed has been more than fair. And the fact that we're keeping this proposal on the table, when it was contingent on an 82-game season, should be evidence of our desire to get this done the right way."

Informed of Bettman's comments, union head Donald Fehr said "My response is they seem to consider negotiating to be merely agreeing with them."

"We've identified what's important to players, but they seem to be so far at least unwilling to treat those concerns in a serious way," Fehr said in a telephone interview.

Players made what both sides called a comprehensive proposal. Fehr said the sides were $182 million apart in a five-year deal, which comes to $1.2 million annually for each of the 30 teams.

"On the big things there was as of today no reciprocity in any meaningful sense, no movement on the players' share, no movement on salary-arbitration eligibility, no movement on free agency eligibility, no agreement on a pension plan," Fehr said as he left the talks.

Management wants to increase eligibility for free agency to 28 years of age or eight seasons of NHL service, up from 27 or 7.

Management also proposed Wednesday adding a year of service for salary arbitration eligibility, hiking it from 1-4 to 2-5 years of service, depending on the age a player signs, a person familiar with the bargaining said. The person spoke on condition of anonymity because that detail wasn't announced.

"There seems to be a lot of spinning and gamesmanship going on," Bettman said.

Winnipeg defenseman Ron Hainsey, among nine players at the bargaining, said the union was "disappointed with the response."

"There was no meaningful move in our direction on anything that we would consider," he said.

Fehr nearly said players found the day's two bargaining sessions, which totaled 2? hours, to be a waste of time.

"A lot of the people that were there today, given the response we got, thought they had a lot better things to do on the night before Thanksgiving than hear what we got," he said.

The NHL on Oct. 16 proposed a 50-50 split of hockey-related revenue, down from the players' 57 percent portion of $3.3 billion last season. With guaranteed contracts likely to push the players' share over the halfway mark at the start of the next deal, management wants that money to come out of future years to bring the overall percentage down to an even split over the length of an agreement.

Players previously had proposed they receive a guaranteed amount of income each year.

"Gary said we were $900 million or a $1 billion apart," Fehr said, referring to the gap over a five-year deal. "At the moment we are exactly $182 million apart."

Fehr said players proposed they get $393 million over the length of the deal, while the NHL is at $211 million. Management wants a seven-year deal, which the union says is too long because less than half the current players will be active by the last season.

"To expect our best economic proposal to get better as the damage continues to increase isn't particularly realistic," Bettman said. "From an economic standpoint, we've given what we have to give. It was our best offer. And again, put it in the context that the business is probably losing between $18 and $20 million a day and the players are losing between $8 and $10 million a day."

This is the league's third lockout since 1994. The first settled on Jan. 11 and the last one led to Bettman announcing the cancellation of the 2004-05 season on Feb. 15.

The league has canceled 326 games through Nov. 30 plus the Jan. 1 Winter Classic between Toronto and Detroit at Ann Arbor, Mich. More cancellations are coming.

"That's something that we're going to have to look at on a daily basis," Bettman said. "I think that becomes inevitable as time goes on."

Source: http://news.yahoo.com/nhl-lockout-talks-break-off-again-frustration-234732057--nhl.html

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Finding a good electrician can be a challenge.

To make certain that your home is safe, the electrical wiring should be in first class condition and up-to-date. Faulty wiring in the house could result in an electrical fire or short circuit. Even if there is only a small problem with the wiring, it?s better to get a qualified electrician to carry out the job to ensure your safety. A poorly designed and repaired electrical circuit may also cause damage to the electrical appliances in your house.
So, how carry out you know which electrician will carry out the best job?

Here are a few tips which may be of help in finding the right electrician.

Licensing
An electrician in Bromley will be fully qualified. All electricians have to pass a standardized test to get certification. They are required to know the electrical code and any updated information about it. A certificate of qualification shows that the electrician is qualified to install, plan, design repair and service all electrical installations and equipment.

Choose the Right Electrician

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Word of mouth is a great way to find a reliable electrician. Most builders and builder?s merchants will have a list of reliable electricians that they recommend to their clients. So if you are building an extension for example, and need an electrician, ask people like electrical spares suppliers for any recommendations they can give you. Going to a local homebuilders association or different electrical supply stores to ask for recommendations can also be helpful.
The safety aspect really can?t be emphasised enough, badly wired or fitted electrics or electrical equipment is the cause of many household and business fires ?take the right advice from an electrician in Dartford, and you will have no problems.

When hiring an electrician, ask him to show you a copy of his certification and proof of insurance. Find out if he has liability coverage and don?t forget to check his references.

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[WATCH]: Fitness ? Aerobics ? FMWRC PAO ... - Cardio Fitness

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Cebu Chamber of Commerce and Industry (CCCI) members are all invited to the 2012 Badminton Tournament to be held at the Metro Sports Badminton Club, Salinas Drive, Lahug, Cebu City on November 24, 2012.

The Badminton Tournament is part of the series of annual recreation and sports activities organized by the Membership Development Division (MDD) of the Chamber. The event aims to promote camaraderie, networking and an active lifestyle for CCCI members.

Participating teams of members may play in one of the following categories: (a) Doubles ? Men, (b) Doubles ? Women and (c) Doubles ? Mixed.

Registration fee per team is Php 2, 000.00 ? the fee is inclusive of snacks, lunch, court rental and shuttlecock. Participants are expected to bring their own rackets for the tournament. Registration of participants is on-going until November 20, 2012.

The top three teams at the end of the tournament will receive trophies and cash prizes: the champion will receive Php 5, 000.00; the 1st runner-up Php 3, 000.00; and the 2nd runner-up will receive Php 2, 000.00.

Members who are interested to participate or ask about the badminton tournament may contact Joy, Jen or Sheila of the MDD at telephone # 232-1421 local 110 or 111.

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